Ultimate Rejection to be Rejected

Just found this from StumbleUpon.org. It’s cheeky and hilarious. Just read on and you will get de-mystified. It’s kind of sarcastic but that is the point of it. It’s a story about someone who have been rejected so many times and finally he stood up for his right. Here is the letter. Originally found from StumbleUpon and the actual website is here. Maybe someday we might also need to write letter like this one.

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Just found this from StumbleUpon.org. It’s cheeky and hilarious. Just read on and you will get de-mystified. It’s kind of sarcastic but that is the point of it. It’s a story about someone who has been rejected so many times and finally, he stood up for his right. Here is the letter, Originally found from StumbleUpon and the actual website is here. Maybe someday we might also need to write a letter like this one.

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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA   34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.   After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.   With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.   Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.   I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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